BIRD POOOP SEASON!

lawl its jerm (7:59:47 PM): OH
lawl its jerm (7:59:48 PM): WELL
lawl its jerm (7:59:50 PM): yesterday
lawl its jerm (7:59:52 PM): this damn bird
lawl its jerm (7:59:57 PM): decided to take a shit on my pants
lawl its jerm (8:00:19 PM): so i went to the restroom
lawl its jerm (8:00:21 PM): and washed it off
lawl its jerm (8:00:26 PM): so i'm like okay all goodo now its gone
lawl its jerm (8:00:28 PM): then i look down
lawl its jerm (8:00:32 PM): and its a huge wet spot
xitst hetina (8:00:34 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lawl its jerm (8:00:38 PM): and its right next to my thingy
lawl its jerm (8:00:39 PM): area
lawl its jerm (8:00:42 PM): so it looked like i peed
xitst hetina (8:00:43 PM): HAHAHAHA
lawl its jerm (8:00:44 PM): -___-

omg, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DENISE&PAIGE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

aww, my poooor children... :(
im sorry..... i should go knock on wood..